roach: you know what
roach: you know what.
roach: there is going to be so much smaug/bilbo fic
senri: ha it’s true
roach: what a time to be alive.
I have a MIGHTY NEED to read this now.
I guess this is only tangentially related to this post but I need to rant.
I’ve talked to people who use the singular “they” in conversation ALL THE TIME to refer to people whose gender they don’t know, but these people won’t accept that “they” can be used as a gender-neutral pronoun for nonbinary folks.
They also claim that it would be too much of a change to do this, as if English doesn’t change constantly and as if the singular they hasn’t been in use since the 15th century or earlier.
Selective prescriptivists (well, prescriptivists of any sort) are just terrible.
*points to bedroom* This is where we frick frack.
*points to kitchen* This is where we snick snack.
*points to living room* This is where we kick back.
*points to bathroom* This is where we shit shat.
*points to couch* This is where we chit chat.
*points to computer* This is where we click clack.
*points to shelf* This is where weknick knack.
*points to sex dungeon* This is where we paddy-whack.
What a truly awful website this is
reblog if u live in colorado i wanna see who lives in this CHILLY ASS state
I’m going back in three days!
Kat Dennings Instagram: "The hottest hair accessory for 2014"
drop my bags on the floor and open palm slam the bell cause i’m here to check the fuck IN
「幸せなら手をたたこう」を歌うオカメインコ (by Ikoino Mori)
the happiest bird with a styrofoam tray for a hat
I feel so happy just watching it
The bird even makes clapping noises omg omg
I put this video in my “cheer up” YouTube playlist in case I need it again.
I have never laughed so hard at a cat video in my life
Sexuality is fluid
you are permitted a maximum of one 3.4 oz (100 ml) bottle of sexuality per passenger, all bottles must be carried inside a ziplock bag and placed in a bin for inspection prior to boarding the aircraft